Random Thoughts from the TGA V-P

Danny Sheridan also picked Friesan Fire to win the Kentucky Derby... He finished 19th.

Tarzan's chest beating has prevented him from editing his post. Would it kill him to check his spelling on occasion? Sometimes it's hard to believe that guy is part of a species with opposable thumbs.

I'll admit it's good to see Skippy back in action. But, he's like our league's Grant Hill/Nomar Garciaparra/Dan Morgan... everyone knows he's a contender when healthy. But, no one expects him to still be standing at the end of the season. The DL is always in the back of his mind.

Ace King's quick start & year ago hole-in-one has inflated his ego to epic proportions....but my money's on the lefty to lead the points standings after the first major.

Rumor has it that Turtle's current mental state (i.e lack of confidence in his swing) effectively will render him a non-factor Sunday.

The President's game, although improving, is still erratic. His front nine last month was laughable. His back nine was contender-like.

Tee times are late enough that Randy Big Money Biscuit may rise for this event.

Big Tom's no longer called Big Dog .. his new nickname is Big Watchdog.

Walter is excited about hosting GOLO as the pre-major kickoff event. However, he's afraid Kaye will hide his tequila & he'll have to storm out of the room.

Behind closed doors, it's being said that Tarzan has given up his pursuit of Chad & is privately telling people he doesn't want any more of Otis on the golf course.