- Jackie King will mention his recent hole-in-one at least 10 times during the weekend.
- Dwight Clark will refer to himself as Tarzan at least a dozen times before Sunday
- Ted Prestwood will set a record for most times peeing on a golf course in a three-day tournament
No one wants to be the Last Man Standing:
- Tom Dugan made the trip to the King Invitational alone today, reportedly arriving by 2pm to ensure he didn't get stuck in the towers by himself.
Best Friends Forever:
- Chad Hedrick and Chris Morris made their annual trek to the K.I. earlier today to get a "little bit of alone time"
- Dru Broadway is upset that he was left alone by himself at the bowling alley last night while his team captain stayed home prepping for the K.I.
Lies, Lies, Lies:
- Dwight Clark insisting that he is not the most arrogant, egocentric member of the TGA Tour
- Ted Prestwood insisting that he'll be in bed my 9:00 every night
- Randy Griffin insisting that he won't get drunk all weekend
Let's do some Don Julio Silver Shots for:
- The first King's Court captain, the newly-inaugurated 44th President of the United States and the 25th head coach of the Detroit Lions. Each new leader faces his own series of perilous tasks and takes over a following that is begging for a fresh start.
This week's proof that Tar Heel Nation is the center of the universe:
- Larry Brown's Bobcats led by Raymond Felton beat the L.A. Lakers in Double OT to take their fifth win over the Show Stoppers in six tries, including their third straight triumph at the Staples Center. Felton (UNC 2003-05) was one assist shy of a triple-double. The Lakers had won four straight and their 35-8 record is an NBA-best. Led by Brown (UNC 1959-1963), the Bobcats have now won more games (19) through Jan. 28th than at any time during team history.
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